Insep(bear)able

Scenario: A girl wakes up in the hospital without her Teddy bear.

1- A humble girl would maybe ask for it but ultimately be ok without her inanimate companion.

2- A prideful girl would throw a fit until she got what she wanted and the omission was corrected.

Nobody’s perfect, and I will be the first person to admit my fallts (sic)… So just so you know, if I ever wake up in the hospital without Teddy,

THIS IS A GRAVE INJUSTICE

and I will die before I stop insisting he be fetched and brought to me.

Just sayin’.

#imanadultiswear

#tongueincheekbutnotreally

#fallingforafavoritefuzzyfellasfriendlyface

(True injustices are not offenses. If you’ve been stripped of an inalienable right or a true, inherent part of yourself, you have a right - a duty - to face the usurper and take back what’s yours. Try not to let the rotten egg know you’re coming for it.)

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